Olympus on Vacation (Unisex)

Who says gods don’t need a break? When immortality gets exhausting, the divine elite check into Olympus on Vacation.

Dionysus’s Bottomless Wine Bar is where hangovers are optional but dance-offs are mandatory.

• Athena’s Yoga Temple—Warrior pose, but make it wise.
• Gaia’s High Garden—yes, she grows her own.
• Poseidon’s Surf Shack—he’s riding waves and emotions, so stay out of his way if you see storm clouds.
• Stop by at Hera’s Beauty Salon for the gossip, stay for the divine blowout.
• And at Hermes Grand Hotel you get fast service, room teleportation included.
• Ares’ Bloody Shore—SPF 100 won’t protect you from his rage, but at least the view’s nice.

It’s a chaotic little island where ancient legends kick off their sandals and leave their lightning bolts out at the door.

Divine vibes only.